my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
third nipple confirmed
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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