Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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