Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
