Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
My ass is underappreciated
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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