Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
is it fun? or sober?
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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