Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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