I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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