I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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