so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize