i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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