I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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