my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Randomize