He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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