No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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