Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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