the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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