Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
you will always have a special place in my vag
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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