Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Randomize