No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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