see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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