the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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