Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
