I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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