maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize
