are you still at the devil's house?
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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