i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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