There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I think I just shit out all my problems.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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