I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
i think my cat just said my name.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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