Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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