I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
i think im in europe. pls send help
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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