"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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