He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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