The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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