check it out our google latitudes are spooning
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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