and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
if i died would you start the facebook group?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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