i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
they're like a gay fantastic four
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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