i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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