best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
porn star boner night. come get it.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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