just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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