So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
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