I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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