You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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