you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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