i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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