that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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