Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Fuck appropriateness.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
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