so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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