well I can't set my house on fire every night
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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