I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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