I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
Randomize
