She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
