There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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