Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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