I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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