We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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