definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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