But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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